Idk, I need to change my mindset or this and that for my benefit and survival, I'm still “Ocean Serene” but maybe I'm ..  idk that's a tough thing to say, I never thought that my gf was just a random, I love her to death, she is my boo and will always be it. Just like I said allot of things, I'm gonna agree that if I change the world changes, the advice you get, it's allways iffy, I want to speak for everyone but at the same time I can only speak for myself, also I went to get some rum and coke, I got coke and a few other people seen it so they bought some coke.. erm, I hope my friends are ok (that's all you weirdos I'm talking about) random story I know, tbh I'm not ok, but I'm surviving like usual, actually I'm all just a bit Right and fine. Ttyl


[bro] Across the country? She acts like 500 miles is a long way.

You are a professional English-to-Czech translator. Your goal is to accurately convey the meaning and nuances of the original English text while adhering to Czech grammar, vocabulary, and cultural sensitivities. Produce only the Czech translation, without any additional explanations or commentary. Translate the following text:


[me] lol, its 8 hrs to [redacted]. 7 to [redacted]. not a big deal


[bro] I suppose when you don’t maintain your vehicles an hour drive could be detrimental.


[me] i spose [redacted] or [redacted]'s wife ratted me out. maybe i should block them too


[bro] Sorry for her awkward messages. I was in the middle of a drunk nap when she pulled up to my house and I told her you jumped ship. Told her not to try to contact you and we can see how well that went.


[bro] I’m sure she’s contacting you for her own self gratification.


I was in a toxic rs for 4 months. During our dating period and a month or so into our rs we were great. One day both of us were jealous of each other for no reason. Im going to admit that sometimes when i feel jealous i just want her to reassure me like how i reassure her that its all good but she will only reassure me once and then said bye or ttyl. Most of the time in an argument its always my fault, she wont admit to anything or say sorry. I will always be the one to give in so that the fight wont continue anymore


So he’s been acting weird lately. And I can just tell. I’ve know him 10 months now and I kinda have his way of texting down. I can tell when something ain’t right. I may be wrong but this ain’t it today. And the other following days. Okay so this girl is coming in the picture. He might like her and they are texting she don’t like him. He keeps trying to try with her. I guess I’m out of the picture now. We were sexting partners. But now that this bitch came in HES being dry and pushing me away. We aren’t friends we had some complications but we still chatted cuz I knew he didn’t want to let me go. But anyways today I texted him acting like eveything is normal. And I noticed that he wasn’t being his self.


So I texted him saying “Bruhh how can I be louder then you and you loud 24/7!🤣” I was saying it in a joking friendly way. We had to yell our counts in practice for indoor percussion and I was louder then him. But he texted back saying “Lol🤣we get it” I didn’t really like that kind of response. Seemed rude, but it was covered up with the emojisz I already wasn’t liking this vibe. I said “Lol I was just joking man! Chill🤣🤣” and he just said “Lol”


And then later on I texted him saying “you might wanna pull up your pants more...your whole underwear was showing..just saying” and he said “Yea lmaoo. I don’t tie my pants” finally he said two things!! He usually says one words. But he wasn’t like this two weeks ago. This was a drastic change. I said “ohhhh lmao why not😂” and he said “Cause” and I said “Hmmm”


Okay so I sent it at 1:46 and he read it at 2:22. I’m here waiting the whole time and he left me on read.  He don’t even wanna reply back. What’s going on. I’m starting to notice he’s acting so differently now to me. I hate it.


I really needed his help and I didn’t want to text him but I had no choice. I asked him a question on counting something music related i said “Hey i don’t wanna bother you because i feel like i am but I need you help with this. What is the count for this?” and he texted back saying “123456” and I he didn’t really answer my question so I said “I should’ve been more specific. How do you count the rhythm? Are you okay?” And he said “Yea 1 3 1 5” that’s not really helping me. He’s just behind a jerk and lazy about helping me. I feel like he didn’t really...read my message he just wanted me to be like okay thanks and stop texting him.  So I said “Hmmm I don’t understand but thanks. Please tell me are you okay? Did something happen?” He said back “Wym. Your rhythm isn’t hard. And nothing happened” idk if he was busy or what. But something was off.


Then I said “idk I’m just asking. Lmfao it is for me. I don’t get it. It’s the counts that confuse me. Is measure 103, 1+23?  Yikes that’s probably wrong”


Then he replied. And i left him on read.


Then I text him again...omg I know I’m so desperate. Jesus. I texted him about I’m gonna bring my own equipment to practice and he told me to ask the director. So I said “yeah ima do that. She said she’s fine with it so yeeee.” And he said “Bruh” another one word response...great so I said “Bruh they asked what cymbal and what size.“ and he said “Cause it’s important” idk but I wasn’t vibing his responses. He seemed off. And I said “But yeah yeah you right.” And he said “Ye well I gtg. Im doing something” and I was gonna type aight ttyl but I realized we ain’t at that level anymore.


I didn’t like that. The vibe was going good. I didn’t have a bad vibe. When the convo started. But once he said he’s doing something my heart dropped. Like what was he doing? He’s never done this before. This was such a different person. I hate it. What can I do?


All these attempts I made were basically shut down. I like him but I’m not trying to flirt or do anything! I know he doenst like me like that. We talked about it. Right now I’m just chatting with him. But he doesn’t seem like he...wants to do that.


If he doenst want to talk to me he can just fucking tell me.


Idk what else to put Besides that i hate the current circumstance of  life i live in  im gonna give a little insight tomorrow Ok i lied i have to reveal my age tomorrow because if i dont Itll mess up the story Um Idk what to type so ill type a worry i have


Umm i dont think ill get the tapegun intime


she said something like "but i want to make sure that we go as a friend?" thing and i was like "okay, i know" and sometimes she talks about her relationship and she said "ofc i like my long time bf" yea, whatever right haha


yesterday when i was at work, she msg me saying something like "how's your work doing" and i kinda reply her with cold tone saying "i'm at work ttyl" and then she kinda upset :


" Okay, i mean i understand you are at work so busy but u didn’t cut me off like this before so i kinda get it that you dont want to talk anymore like before. got it! bye!


it's been happening for like 2 days now...


this machine can run a  goddamn $26,000 3d scanner but 4 browser tabs on reddit and new a chat session  uses up 87% OF MY DAMN MEMORY AND 60% of my cpu power and freezes the wholedamn thing up.


HEY! WAIT! i've got a new complaint! ..... Seriously WTF are you devs doing??? stahp plz


If you think it's rude to just walk away in the middle of a conversation without excusing yourself, or at least saying "gotta go I'll talk to you later" then it's also rude when texting.


I could let it go if it was a one off, things happen, maybe something came up and you got distracted etc.


But EVERY SINGLE PERSON ghosts in the middle of a conversation.


It's really not that hard to just say "gotta go, i'll text you later" or "so and so just got home, TTYL"


Today i got mad and just flat out asked him to tell me where the problem was and if i did something wrong. He said he was with his friends and he didn't wanna ignore them just to talk to me, i said it wouldn't be a problem if he had just said something like "i can't talk rn" or "im with my friends ttyl" or just literally anything. He then said i was overthink stuf and i should " chill out" so i left it at that.


AITA for gerring mad at my bf after he ignored me for a few days


So I would usually post this on r/keto but that sub is soooooo intense about their keto. And I respect it. But like, a girl’s gotta rant.


I started keto a few weeks ago. Have been doing well, and I feel like I’ve lost weight. Out of nowhere I get slammed with cravings. My body is like “bitch, CALORIES PUHLEAZE” I oh so badly want to make it to my goal weight and flock around on a beach in a bathing suit, and I also want to honor the tenacity that r/keto so proudly espouses in their no cheat days mantra. But, alas, another side of me wants to curl up in my bed with my favorite gluten free dairy free carb dense carrot cake and go to satiety land.


Afaik, the concept of mini album is only around in kpop (maybe jpop?)


Im always dissapointed when a long awaited comeback or something is only some 4 or 5 songs album.


I can tolerate debut album since you really dont have a lot of material, but if youre snsd or something and you come out with mini after years long hiatus like mr mr, its kinda insulting.


idk what to say lol i'm pretty funny not only bc i manage to trip over air and choke on my own saliva far too often but also because i'm just fuckin hilarious tbh


i'm from yorkshire and that probably makes me cooler than you bc the north is just superior and i'm ready to die on this hill but ig we can be mates i would really like some of those ok i'm running out of people to laugh at my jokes


17m from the uk, pls be able to hold a conversation lol


Idek what kind of dog this was but it was so ugly my god who would own such a thing. Dogs with wrinkles like pugs, char pays(idk how to spell it), bulldogs, boxers, any dog with those ugly ass wrinkles are so dumb. I’m not a dog hater at all, I love dogs. But the breeds that I mentioned are so fucking ugly and gross they shouldn’t be owned, and I’ve literally be told these kinds of dogs need surgery just to live a proper life. (Wrinkles over eyes cause blindness/ over nose-can’t breathe) and yes I know I’m gonna get shit on my all the fuckin neck beards on reddit that just ADORE their snot nose little pug, idec I’m so tired of people and they’re dogs.


Do boobs=nice, coz idk never seen em before


Ok really need help guys idk what to do so stick to me to this long paragraph PLEASE!!!!


I recently had the valve cover gasket replaced on my car “had a mechanic do that for me” why I did that? When I replace the spark plug myself I realized that I had a little bit of oil in the spark plug so I bought the whole kit and just got me a new one after days driving it after the mechanic installed the new valve for me I just saw I start having a leak I know I ain’t crazy that shit smell like gasoline 🤦🏾


My rabbit didn't eat or drink so I went to check him, its been now 4 or 5 hours and I saw him now drink and eat a little bit.


I have to give him medicines and the thing which is like food idk. (He has constipation so Imma check does he poop.)


How do I sleep if i have to check out my rabbit? My sleep schedule is gonna become chaotic lol.


i assume the time has already passed for this but idk i figured i may as well ask, i kinda forgot i even had those tix until they announced they'd be touring again today


Now, my aunts (gma’s sisters) are telling me I should not give her half of the money due to the way she treated gma both before and after she passed. When my gma first started getting sick, sis wasn’t the best bc she had just got a new boyfriend. She didn’t reach out a lot to my grandma, and didn’t go to see her. I would go out as much as possible, but gma was also scared of covid. The month before she passed, I told my job i couldn’t come in and would drive the hour to her house and stay with her (back & forth sometimes). I had finals going on at the same time, and had to figure out a place to live.


WIBTA if i didn’t give my sister half of our inheritance?


So i mett this girl like 2 weeks ago and we are dateing.


Last night everything was all right  she was happy said good night anda ily like every night.


And the next morning when i texted her good morning  she left me on seen and blocked me.


One of her friend said that she was sad af all day because of me and but diden't want to say why.


What should i do. How can i contact her.


Mines ending and all my grades are passable except for biology in witch I have a F, this is because I made the mistake of turning things into her desk and not the bin, meaning I have like 4 or 5 assignments that I've done but are nowhere in the books, this kinda snuck up on me cause I thought they were done and filed only to check my grades and find out they weren't. Anybody else have this problem? (if you at going say "ikr I only have a 89, why couldn't she round up, fml) Imma be honest that's not very helpful rn


so first off bard top what a pick ikr.  lets drop down my main build cause its the best assasin play style i like.  * my core is static/ie/RFC. now i tried many ways and this is the best way i like to safely clear and lay out poke. now under certain occasions like vs a garen id go what many would call shot gun bard  swaping out static for runnans and if needed Rfc for pd. giving some more tank..  now as for the other two i actually leave them more optional picks in the ap department or in which case magic pen. In this section is a few situations for more sustain id pick up hextech gunblade this item is phenomenal on bard on hits are great.  if your already carrying hard id go something like lyiandries cause with the lead no one will catch you with this and the chunk is just bardo crazzzzyyyy.  yet two try gunblade and lyandries together but someday.


Hey guys bard main, just join reddit after finding out there are other off metta bards! So i main him top, yes its scary but i do. So i been getting alot questions about my builds from friends and happy on lookers lately! thought i share my builds!


Im 16 years old 5'9. Im new to basketball and id like to ask for drills i can do by myself so i can be good or even great at it. I only have one basketball and half a court. I dont have a decent shot nor a decent handle, i could barely reach the backboard plus i have no friends so dont even ask how good my defense is. The reason why    i wanted to be good at it so bad is because  i just want people to know me as somebody cuz right now im a nobody, i want to be SOMEBODY.


PS. Ive never played an actual basketball ever in my life.. ikr?


Hi guys, I’ve always had a lot of trouble making friends and consider myself kind of standoffish and awkward at times (that cancer rising ykno) but p chill once you get past that. Super loyal and empathetic, pretty smart (when i want to be), goofy, a lil chaotic, big overthinker kinda deal. Enneagram type 4 bc apparently that matters (jk !!!) Honestly really looking for some truly kind, genuine people that might share some of my goals of breaking patterns and cycles, trying to be better, treating others with respect, dignity, and love ... you get the gist :)


I dream of becoming a psychiatrist so a program with med school prerequisites would be preferable, plus, I plan to take my med school abroad (wow big dreams much? I doubt I'd get in but it wouldn't hurt to try tho).


Academics aside, the community is also important to me, I'd be even more motivated to study if my teachers are kind and if my classmates are easy to get along with. Oh and location too. I'm short so if my classes are ~far~ I might as well roller skate my way through campus jk jk.


You set up a dramatic encounter, a dramatic fight, and then Ellie gets the upper hand. Then, you give the player an option. Do you kill Abby, or spare her? That way, players can decide if they want to kill someone who now seems human, and someone they feel bad for, or shoot her ass and laugh as she dies, glad you avenged your former character.


Or, ya know... Have Ellie kill Abby. Seriously, doing this would've prevented so much backlash. Easy, simple, you do the thing that the player was expected to do the player goes home somewhat fulfilled.


An opinion from someone who hasn't played TLOU1 or 2.


So basically, I kind of have a crush right now but I dont know if I want to pursue her its complicated. Right now its summer break so imma wait til school starts again to try for real again. I can actually talk to girls in person cuz they dont talk to me online lol. I dont know how long this series will go but I will try to post every day until it happens. As of right now my confidence in finding a girlfriend is very low. I dont know how long this is gonna take but probably quite awhile. All I want is for someone to love me for me and a girl that I can share my feelings with, since right now I dont have a person to do that with.


I would like to take this moment to say, that if youre a kid, like an elementary school kid and youre here, where the fuck are your parents??? Lol nvm fuck them. You are so much better than them.


Cause I got them and no one to give them too lmao jk unless..........


Anyone order 3 large fries, 1 medium sprite and a mcdouble?


Hey, hi!! Haha... Im new here, didnt know this existed until now. Iam exteremly shy and dont know what Im doing here typing this hahaha. But hey, first time for everything right?? If we dont click and you lose interest then please tell me, no ghosting please. I will cry lmao. I dont expect to get any messages but hey its worth a try.


Ps. I dont know how to write these properly so I tried to copy this one post I saw that was in a bullet format omo


Oh and  if I dont reply soon it might mean Im asleep or playing DnD hehe.


Well I'm going to see if I can buy some stuff off steam now... let's hope there's still some good sales


Okay so I was a totl noob and earesed my seeds since I made a new wallet that I was gonna use but I sent monero to that wallet instead of my new one. I know the password but not the seeds. Is it possible to retrieve your wallet? or how do you open the .key file


nvm I'm a complete noob I figured it out.


Possible to retrive monero wallet seeds with .keyfile?


user765123: no i just had the "is now playing" thing show up


user765123: there is none, pick whatever name you want


A: like [](/s "frisk") for undertale, [](/s "chrono") for chrono trigger


user765123: (not that it rly matters. i just used my irl name)


So i can guess ur gender based on ur post history


So the deadline to drop a full year course with permission from the prof is Oct.18. *(edit. nvm, this part isn't true pls disregard).*


The deadline to drop without receiving a grade is Feb.9.


Does this mean I still have to inform the prof that I'm dropping the course, do I also have to get permission? I'm planning to take 2 other courses so I still take the same amount of credits btw.


I just didn’t have the confidence to speak and tell jokes and stuff. I was actually sweating at the presence of these other people.  I was avoiding eye contact and trying to face as far away from them as possible. When I rlly wanted to speak to my friends, I’d quietly mumble a joke to them. But one time, he didn’t hear it and so he was like “what!?” reallyyy loudddly. I felt my heart rate increase and started sweating more. I would just say “nvm” cuz I felt like I was in the mf spotlight.


Tbh, have anyone ever experience fighting a 2v1 or maybe a 3v1 against a tank that doesn't die and manage to kill aleast one of you? Talking to that rampage and crunch BUT rampage didn't pop his ult yet.😲Wtf?! Now, again, what would paragon be without the current pressure hunter right now? My guess is a team with growth totem with 2 tanks, a stun-or-not caster, a tanky af fighter, and a carry that solo everything if he wants to.


When I turn off those 2 switches it drops down to between. .28- 2.1 When they are gone for 2or 3 days at a time and we leave switches on it stays down also.  I’m not positive but I think the owners are aware and did it to cut corners. However, always. Possibility that the man behind us did it. So I’ve had enough. I finally decided I’m done paying $300 electric bills so it can be 48 degrees in my house with no hot water. So I know I’m really opening up a can of worms with my landlord but it’s not legal and I shouldn’t have to pay someone else’s expenses nvm the $6000+ that was destroyed simply by being plugged in.... oh and the part where I barely sleep at night at fear of burning down and I won’t leave my doggy home alone either in fear a fire will catch while I’m not home.


like now I feel guilty for smiling. nvm the fake ones ish, but fuck. haha. ugh. why am I still alive.


Then I see a figure slowly walkign towards my general direction, and I finally look up. THE MOMENT I LOOK UP, PAUL IS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME, STILL WALKING TOWARDS ME. i DONT SAY ANYTHING OR LOOK BACK DOWN BECAUSE GET THIS: HE SAYS THE FIRST THING HES EVER SAID TO ME IN THE SMEXIEST MOST HOTTEST ATTRACTIVE WAY POSSIBLE. HE SAYS "WHATS UP" IN THIS LOW QUIETER VOICE BUT HAS THE CUTEST BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOTTEST SMILE EVER. I BLOW UP INSIDE AND I SMILE BACK NOT HOLDING BACK MY OVERJOYED EMOTIONS. AND I SAY HI WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE I PROBABLY HAD. IM JSUT PRAYING TO GOD NOW THAT I DIDNT HAVE NASTY STUFF STUCK IN MY TEETH OR THAT MY FACE DIDNT LOOK DISGUSTING. BUT I LOOK STRAIGHT BACK DOWN AT MY FOOD AND POKERFACEDLY KEEP EATING MY FOOD. I DO THAT FOR MAYBE 3 SECONDS, THEN I LOOK BACK UP. PAUL HAS JUST STARTED WALKING AWAY, WHICH MEANS HE WAS STANDING THERE LOOKING AT ME OR DOING GODKNWOS WHAT FOR 3 SECONDS.


Edit: yes I know. Plants are important. Oxygen. Useful, I know. But URGHHHH. They really could focus on something more entertaining like how poisons and toxins affect our body. Btw there some great documentaries about it T_T


I was playing normal, just got into an alliance, oops now I'm not getting any mp! Try to type in chat,


WTF im not cheating. anyways I type those words into the chat ( "I will not cheat on this game!") and it tells me to pay the server and turn off Adblock.


Wort way to tell a player to turn off Adblock but whatever. It tells me to turn off then refresh. I do and lost my best game and restart as a new player


EDIT: nvm, anytime I type in the chat the same shit happens


I'm gonna skip the oscar-bait shit like The Post because there's only some much concentrated rage at milquetoast Dems making movies about how (Extremely wonky nasal nerd voice) "politics used to be moooorrreeee poollliitte we neeeeed a return to The Discouuurrrse."


Will he be so much beter that hes worth more than Kinlaw and the player(s) that we pick from the extra picks we get? OT could be there like Thomas but Im just not convinced any guy we take will be better than Little entering his 2nd year. He has health concerns atm but we also have Daley entering his 2nd year and is a decent safety net. Interior oline I think is a major problem but there is no Nelson like prospects that are going in the top 10. Edge might be a need depending on FA and the Iowa guy (can not spell his name) is good but that's still a bit of a reach. If we do not resign Bradberry and Okudah is there that really the only situation I absolutely stay put.


2mo ago I bought a cheap '95 nissan truck, I was only locally driving so it took the better part of a week to realize I couldn't put it to 60mph, or that I had to floor it to hit 3500 rpm (although it has a little transmission-slippage from 1st to 2nd **only** when dead-cold, this problem is the engine for sure as I can't rev it past 3k in my driveway w/o feeling like I'm going to break something, I can only get the 3500 rpm when driving and flooring it, it'll hit close-to 3500 right before gear-shifts)


I was trying to methodically rule-out what could be causing this power-sap, IE is it the air/fuel or a clogged cat/exhaust/etc or something entirely different?  I ruled-out 'different', I think, by seeing that it will roll down-hill just fine in Neutral, so no mechanical interferences.


Hey! Read somewhere that it can ruin his puppy teeth and small parts can be dangeroes, is it safe to give him a bone? They are pretty big, almost his size.


Can I give my 2mo boston terrier puppy raw beef bones?


[HELP] My puppy has suddenly refuaed to poop anywhere except inside


friends think she said that cuz she was w her new man and she needed me to not blow her phone up etc.  others think its a way for her to be evil, like think of me cuz im never coming to get that charm.  i think its some type of hoover, good or bad.


any insight is appreciated. if your a woman please tell me your perspective. so confused, bt she is clearly w someone else and why she couldnt call me back and why she didnt respond to my txt msgs.  she couldve said im w my bf please dont call me bt she didnt.


Just a side note: my bf and i are buying a house.we will be moving out in 2mo. Once the papers are all finalzed. I have an Australian shepherd 9mo. My bf (24m) and i (25f) got her at 3 mo. We take her on play dates every other week. She has a pair of dogs she likes to play tag with a black lab and a dog small dog that is a mix of something. We take her to see a rat terrier. Thier play style is boxing. And one of my roomates (25m) has a beagle. He doesnt like to play much infact he seems kinda scared too.


i know all of these things about my dog. i know that it doesn't matter if your dog is friendly, aggressive, or otherwise; doesn't matter if your dog is already barking and growling, or just minding its own business; what matters is that my dog is nervous -- so when i hold my hand out and tell you, no, he's not sitting or lying down because he's calmly waiting for you to say hi, it's because he's nervous and insecure, i DON'T mean it as a joke, and it's NOT an invitation for you to say, "AW WELL MY DOG/CHILD IS VERY FRIENDLY SO LET ME APPROACH!"


i don't care if your dog/child is friendly or "dog savvy". i don't care if your dog "is just a puppy" (why the hell is that even relevant? is my dog not allowed to be nervous around other puppies? ??????). i don't care if your child is capable of not screeching "OMG A PUPPYYYYYYY".


can you, y'know, DO something about your child? and also your dog?


But with less than 3mo to go for that i feel I'm not ready yet but having never taken it I have nothing to compare it to besides collegues advice. Without knowing what I know they can't know if I'm actually ready yet but many of them are pushing me to sign up for it. I want this...bad...amd it would be awesome to be done 6 mo from my intro exam. I'm close... I just don't know if I'm 2mo study close.


(M/5'10"/26/165-195lbs) 2mo progress, gaining too much weight?


I know this sounds weird but heres my issue, about 4 months ago i had an 3700X which died after start crashing when i tried to play games and a day later not booting, send to rma, they confirmed the cpu was dead and gave my money back after 2mo, after that i got an 3800X, as soon as i tried got the boot code 7b everything power up but no reboots or video signal, send to rma this time with the store after 1mo they confirmed the cpu was falty send me a new one, i got the new one yesterday, same issue.


My mom(T) has always been the type where her feelings matter 1st + only. If something she does is wrong, she manipulates it into being someone elses fault entirely. Ex: I needed some1 to babysit our then 2mo for 3-4 hrs. Dads work had som1 who had COVID, we opted out of them watching our son + askd my sister. I approached this topic as usual with T by trying to talk to her *before* I set it all up b/c I knew it would upset her. T got her hopes up, then its *my fault* \+ she tried getting me to apologize for getting her hopes up. I talked to her *days* after the incident b/c she didnt call me after hanging up on me, told her how I felt about the whole thing, T promptly got off the phone, I nvr got an apology.


B still thinks I am owed an apology, other things have happened since then due to Ts narcissism. I dont expect an apology from T b/c she **nvr** has once ever apologized for anything she’s ever done wrong.


WIBTA for keeping our house in the divorce so I can rent out the other rooms?


My EBF son is 5.5mo, 75th percentile weight and ahead in most milestones. Since 2mo he's co-sleot with us because of frequent night wakings. We have all the bad habits - including nurse to sleep and nurse to nap, yes, the entire nap. I've been sleeping 1-2 hour intervals for what feels like forever.


TLDR: tips/support to get 2mo baby sleeping beyond one sleep cycle in bassinet (Currently replacing pacifier every hour)


FTM to a sweet 2 month old girl and I’m finding any progress we’ve made with sleeping is gone.


So i already have an orange golden chinchilla ( toto - 2mo old) and we have had toto for 3 weeks now and felt she needed company, so we got terri (2 mo himalayan ragdoll) too keep eachother company.


Its only been a few hours and she feels very sleepy, but when we pet her she sounds like a running car motor? just always goin "bRRrrRRrrRRrr". Im not sure if she has a blocked nose because toto, never made this kind of sound.... Am I just being paranoid?


Cat is making a purr noise or something similar?


Can’t play till 2moro but wyd like to know so I can make money hunting or robbingeverything and everyone


Usually im quietly confident goin into these games but with injuries, players missing etc, im kinda happy if we get a draw.


I know they're utter pish and paper wise we should be wiping the floor with them but just not feelin the 2/3 nil vibe atm!


Anyone wanna talk me round and make me feel happy and warm and confident again?


this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down-wait nvm shit meme. i was 6 and playing lego rockband,i decided to ask for the buddy holly pack. my parents(despite being in theyre 40s) said "how the shit do you know that" i never realised that my parents got into weezer. so thats how i got into weezer


I genually don't understand how "toxic" behavior is more pusished than literally int or troll. Well I've had an account which always recieved those rewards for being friendly or sportsmanlike until i got in a bad streak of losses in ranked and in a longer run my account got chat restricted. Then I read some of the things that had been marked as toxic behavior.... And most of it were arguments. The bot that searches your in game chat for toxic behvaiour after a report doesn't understand the context.


I asked him if I should eat cereal or just wait till the morning but then I said nvm I just realized it’s almost 2 I’ll just wait


and then he asked what would happen if I ate it rn and I said nothing it’s just too late


now he’s telling me to just say fuck it and just eat the cereal


so inspiring but I just put my rubber bands in so it’s too officially late :(


help lol oh wait i can just google it nvm lol


I know your skin isn't perfect or you're insecure about your nose or looks. but those flaws are what makes you different. It gives you an identity amidst all of these people that live a fake perfect life. You're beautiful because you're YOU


actually nvm. God. why did you give me this huge ass nose. i'm too ugly to even rant on snapchat so i do it on reddit instead


Can I get a rip in the chat boys, I was trying to go to sleep bc I couldn’t when I got two notifications from this girl I really liked but I didn’t look at my phone and I went back to sleep. Fucking kill me. I’ll keep you updated on what she says bc she only said my name in all caps and then an nvm. Fuck.


I just realized im complaining over a 5 minute fix..


I don't like him or anything but I had some dreams about him where I cheated on my bf with him. I wouldn't do that to him ofc but I was just wondering how bad is it to cheat?


me: im highkey liking boys more rn lol this is no culture


Still trying to effing finish this project while studying for a final on Wednesday. and it's my actual birthday tmrw lol.


This is not mend as a rant, it's only just informing oro mains that they look noob whenever they play oro). Nvm I guess this *is* a rant.


That's like ordering food at a restaurant and then saying "ahh nvm I want to eat somewhere else" as soon as they're bringing the food out.


I played a game as rengar and i was 6/2 and got solo killed by anvia who didnt have roa or tear finished yet i looked over at the replay 100 times and all i can think to my self is if we both played the 1v1 perfectly which we both did the anvia will win cna some one plz explain WHY THE FUCK AN ANIVIA IS STRONGER THEN A RENGAR IN A 1V1 WHEN THE RENGAR HAS A GOLD LEAD? actual nvm dont care just quting this brain dead game


I hit her fender in a parking lot, we checked the damage & both agreed to just let it be. But after I drove off, she follows me for about 30 seconds & says "NVM" so I just gave her mines & went on with my day.


Im so sick of hearing the same beats of mexican music ahhhh


edit: i lied the party started at 8 am and the music stopped just now at 7 30 pm god if i have to go through this every weeknd ill just kill myself


edit2: lol 10 minutes later nvm music started again.. WHAT THE FUCK


edit 3: it started raining so the party ended hahahahahahhaahga


No one could be THAT stupid! If there's a ghost in the house, why the HELL would you go in the darkest and creepiest place in the house?! Then they turn the flashlight a lil too far and see the ghost. Then they know they're screwed.


There's always this one guy in horror movies that's like: Guys, there's a crazy a** killer running around so we should totally split up and get ourselves killed! That's EXACTLY what the killer WANTS!


We get it, you’re mad the P90 is good. Just build, lol. All this reddit has been is “true_warrior is a bad person, oh nvm hes good” and “p90 is broken im quitting the game”. I don’t think anyone here gives a shit about you quitting the game, especially not Epic since millions of people play this game and tons of them have access to their mommy’s credit cards.


Just what the title says. Do u pick up insects and spiders with your bare hands? I'm deathly afraid of insects and spiders so I don't know what 2 do. I want 2 kill them b4 they get away


Play a scuffed 24hr WOW livestream filled with condescending undertones,belittling, & shitty halfassed ill prepared gameplay. Throw ebegging,depression & sob stories on top of it and call it couples stream.


an alterian virus, anthing is possible infact that day on oniaus htree you were infected with the cell of its' hosts in ten days ago.  you have been in a coma delerisopu your fever broke this morning


i dont have one bc im 17 and havent gotten around to it (and no im not driving bc im terrified) and that i havent gotten my gender marker changed so no updated documents at all


i have a passport from a while ago from b4 T


so i have no idea what to do bc im going to an event with them on the 14th


if it helps my dads a flight attendant (has been 4 like ever)


should i cancel? there is always next yr but like im lonely irl bc my bf is an hr away and as much as i love my other irl buddies id like a breath of fresh air :(


Idk if I will if I do I will be in my mid 30’s cuz I wanna live life my way


In b4 but I need to have sex to have kids and that ain’t gonna happen (cuz honestly me too)


I have to go camping for a scuba certification. Their is a grill and they will eat burgers.


But I am on a vegetarian diet. (I eat some animal products but MUCH less than I did b4 I eat 80% vegetarian)


The diving crew thinks I am strange already so how do I not draw attention to myself?


I lost 30lb in UNDER 1 month By JUST switching to a vegetarian diet. I eat the SAME amount of calories as before and do the SAME level of exercise as b4.


However that does not seem balanced. what other foods should I bring?


Got pretty close with an eq w a little low end and hi end shaved off, going into a soft clipper.  the eq b4 it makes it Slam. Was gunna try distortion and a limiter after when Iget off work. (The limiter was highly suggested last post so hopefully that’ll do the trick) just lookin got advice!


U can easily get an infinite powerlock in longer fights.


I have a 4/40 dr oct and i see some pretty good numbers on critical hits and sps so not bad in damage either (like vision).


A very viable option for AW attack. and also arenas as u dont have to bait out in those small fights coz u never let them reach sp3 b4 u finish it.


Pogo will not open for me keeps saying this device os blahh blahh blahhh u guys know what I'm talking bout anyway to fix this I am on android 6.0 b4 security update and in have root with magisk 16.0


Personally, I think VII was (alongside RB1) the best Neps games in the entire franchise,what with having an storyline that doesn come off as too edgy nor melodramatic like Mk2/RB2, but neither as Over-the-top like V/RB3, having the exact and neccesary amount of seriousness and comedy, the characters got much better developed, and everyone (specially Vert,Nepgear and the Twins) got their own time to shine and of course, it proves that the events dont always have to rely on Neptune presence.


Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888,


ive taken quite a few of these classes as a physics major for my electives... and I will take NO MORE.


They go up to the board and just starting writing math: meh, ok, thats fine.


They then use shit like A sub 1 through A sub 20 for variables. infact, i have a linear algebra book that did this... A's FOR EVERYTHING. the pages were just matrices filled with A's. JUST DRAW A WEIRD SHAPE OR SOMETHING- ANYTHING BUT THAT ISH!


Well,well here we are again frustrated, angry in front of my phone what a neat way to start isnt it?All of ya readers are my theraphie and i dont ow you a cent perfect right?If you are like me you are probably not going to read it all cause of your short attention span so lets keep it short(what a genius way to write after a long introduction saying "keep it short im a genius ain't i?")Well a tryed explaining to my budds that porn is kinda shaby and yeah just bad and u know who listened.......


Hey,I just want to know what games can I run on this PC and witch nota.


I was a spy and  on the first night I was jailed and I proudly told jailor my role. I also got attacked whilst in jail. When day 2 had begun, mafia and sk had made their kills. I proudly said:  "I was attacked while in jail!", wrong move. Jailor decides to jail me again and ask me "You were attacked while you were in jail?" and I answer "yes m8". He then tells me that what I am saying is bs because sk and maf have already made their kills. Then he executes me.


Oh boi u 2 dum for da movie boi, da director wuz like shieeet itz bout da hiden meaningz u have 2 find boi, lyke u kno it duznt spoonfeed ya da film ya kno? Like shieet y it gotta explain m8, just imagine what happened ya know? It's no like I pretend it has a deeper meaning than what it has ya kno?


yet when fully charged for the 1st 30-60 minutes, it's always on! which is beaaaautiful!


Lastly, if i do not use the Smok Alien for an extended amount of time (say at night when sleeping) the battery reduces when left in the mod and the mod is turned off? wtf m8?


I just want to understand if all of this is the same for everyone? or is it just me? in searching google i cannot find an answer to any of these questions.


Other than these issues i am really enjoying the mod. its just a fuckin' ball ache every single time i want to vape to have to wait for the fucking thing to go through its motions before i can puff...


Everytime i log on i want to chill afk nmz and play xbox and be fat right but, lately i log on play rs afk for like 20secs and i get logged out and its fucking annoying is it my Internet connection or is it the servers or what its pissin me off m8


Next we have my Stats class and I didn't realize that we had additional homework to do online as well as the written homework and so my grade was a 70 something and then I bombed my final for it because of some family emergency that popped up involving my uncle and a car in a hit and run. So then my Band class is basically easy A as it's show up to a weekly practice and go to the one concert and so I passed that gg ez m8.


Dramatic death scenes and bringing the characters back with a gag do NOT go hand in hand.


So I finally got to Blighttown, and was strolling about, minding my business, and a sniper started throwing darts at me. So I was like "wtf m8?" and hid behind some destructible wood. After a certain time, he stopped attacking, so I showed myself and he reappeared, and started with the darts again. So a couple dozen darts after I simply get +500 souls, and that purple moss stuff. So what the hell happened there, did the motherfucker just kill himself in shame or what, he simply died all of the sudden?


This years rookie game is actually going to be real exciting, wt line ups u wanna see


I love this Show but sadly I’m near to finish it already, how is this called and are there other movies or shows based on this really special kind of story ? I NEVER wt ch movies or so sorry about my mack of vocabulary on this tho, is this called distopian ? Well I’m really lost but I just want some other stuff like this to watch, it’s crazy !


Has it happened to anyone else?happened to me number of times


So if you're on leg 2 , you have to win 10 consecutive games for the xp and coins , 10 stamina for 40 tickets , get the fuck outta here EA!!!


But now it just doesnt make sence, you only get 1 ticket per match and if you are lucky you will get 10 extra in every 20 matches. Only in leg or WC 1.


This tournament was the 1 thing F2p was always abble to do because of the low cost of entrence and the rewards where good enough compared to how many matches you need to play. You got a player extra and if you didnt like him. Use it as XP.


[Suggestion] if you dont like the new WT than dont play it.


Closed tech support? It's 1:30am and you're a billion-dollar, global enterprise. WT-literal-F? Was your heating bill too much this month so you can't make your rent? You mismanaged bunch of fools.


So long story short, I forgot to fill out the housing application for the fall 22 semester and i’m on the waitlist since April. Housing isn’t guaranteed when ur not a freshman and my income isn’t enough for rent sooo


there’s a possibility i might be homeless


My answer is simple: Have you seen the men nowadays? No. Fking. Competition.  Most men this day are thirsty af. The era of gentlemen is over. They are either idiots, look like a half assed rapper or are complete assholes. Often times all of that. In their primitive brains they grab and grunt at everything with 2 legs. And i mean that literally.


BUT – thats good for you. If you just behave like a decent human being, then you are already better than 80% of the other dudes.


I (24) M an accountant at a traveling company we ask our clients to pay their debts weekly, and today i called one of our agents and a girl picked up she was their accountant and asked her if they will pay their debts and she said yes i will be at your company at 2100 i said ok, and at 2100 she came by and asked who is the accountant i said i am please follow me to the room, she came and i asked her how much did she bring she said i have $1300 with me , which will not cover all of their debts btw, so i brought a reciept and write down the amount and the company name and the i asked her for her name she smiled and looked at me and said my name?


Sooo none of my friends are answering me 😭😭 so time to make some new ones ! I'm in the mood to call so lmk if your down ! Looking to talk to people around my age. I've posted before so u can check our my profile for more info. I'm a little lazy rn 🥴 anyways let me know what your favorite type of music is🙃


I had been wearing Lane Bryants Lounge Bras the past four-ish years and so this was the first time in a very long time that I wore a bra with wire.


So come Monday I wore my new bra with wire that fit *perfectly* at the store. but after a few hours it felt SOOO uncomofortable!! i am worried I wasted my money.. :(


So miserable and seriously just want to cancel my trip but don’t want to disappoint my husband. He’s been looking forward to a vacation for sooo long. I’m dreading the plane ride so bad! Luckily the flare is a bit higher and not right where I make contact when sitting but it still hurts like a muther*** I’m going to be walking around in 40 degree weather with a big angry boil on my ass. God help me 😫


hiii guys i wsa drinking with mmy friends from the us and my bf annd everyooes fell asleep and i wanna play some truth/dare or driink sooo if u have diiscord or kikk just msg mee owo


Sooo I just had my baby with the man of my dreams 4 months ago :) and it felt like I was living my fairy tail life I was in my exact vision I had but then long story short postpartum with new emotions had me pull a crazy move and I checked his phone about a month ago now only to find out he was meeting up with chick doing favors for her spending time in her room and texting a lot all while I was pregnant . Now he and her both say they are just friends and never hooked up (yess I contacted her number ) lol but I don’t want to lose my man tho I also saw he has dating profiles and he says he doesn’t do it all the time . And he won’t do it any more . I don’t want my baby’s parents to split pluss I love him and want our vision to carry on . BUT HOW ? please help ? Can I ? or should I trust him again ?


Day 17 of posting corgi stuff (sry for not posting for sooo long)


i have insomnia and i can't sleep at night and it's just like i have sooo  many ideas at night that just  soo many ideas keeping my up at night,   please tell me how sometimes i can ge better sleep. bc of that i almost failed school and bc of skiped lessons andppl tell me to listen but just like i talk with somebody and then i just think of something i forgot what i was about to say and i had math tutor but i couldn't focus and just also my mind is like chaos pppl tell me oh i don't wanna take meds and i'm sensitive to medcine


Digital cameras are either super expensive, or the type of camera you would use for vlogging or things like that, she probably already have one also. A real digital movie camera cost sooo damn much. So I opted for an analogic one. Now, 8mm/super have an affordable price, 16mm don't cost much, and 35mm cost A LOT so I think I'm going for a super 8. But then how does it work? Lol. I mean I buy her a super 8 but I should also buy her a videorecorder, and some VHS.. things like that, Idk how it work. Pls can someone explain to me what should I do


How do you guys do it?? it's sooo scary but I want tovlast forever with him and I know I can't tell the future but we've been through soo much together. how do you guys keep it going through all the obstacles life throws at you..... how??


I'm bored and my friends are busy or out rn sooo...


finished the game for the first time today, what a wonderful n amazing game, hits right in the feels and fucks ur mind up at times .


my ending was sad kara and alice die (i am bad at controls) north dies, hank dies, marcus is successful but i let connor kill him because ig i was doing kind of a roleplay where connor is the villain and the outcome is realistic , i will try to open other openings .


Hi guys, this year was my third year at glasto and I loved it sooo much and hope u guys did too !


I am an aspiring doctor/med student and so seeing alot of med related subjects as early in our first sem I was so excited. Then UPCA results came in, surprise!! I passed for UPLB BS Bio! Tbh thooo this wasn't my priority program, so ofc I had mixed emotions. I was elated to finally be an iska but I was also worried bcos I'm not rlly as interested in Bio as invested I already was in PT. Sure I could learn to love bio, sure I could transfer to UPM the next year but that's not certain.


I will play with anyone on 2k21, i'm an 87 ovr 3 lvl scorer as1 that will play with anyone, rep and ovr don't matter. I have no one to play with most of the time, and no randoms want to play with me. Please play with me I promise I won't sell i can shoot. I have an 81 three, but I can shoot. I'm a shooting guard.


i need someone who knows how to land planes on pc to help me. thats all. just need you to land the plane. i know how to do the rest of the mission. but the plane has been messing me up for hours. please help asap. my discord is SingSong254 contact me there than ill give you my ubisoft account info. thanks


HELP i need someone who knows how to fly planes well on pc to join me . LFG


sup guys, I drop around 30 kills a game rn and im trying to get out of low ranks and get into plat. If your good at the game but simply don't have a stack add me on discord and we can rank up together.


Just to clarify, when I say “anything” I mean anything within the FM’s current power. So nae answers like “remove the nukes” or “boot the royals”. We cannae dae that (not YET at least…)


You become the first minister tomorrow and you can do anything without repercussions. What do you do?


me and my irls need a team that we (or especially i) can vod review in order to learn about tarping, switching layers and positioning. i was thinking wolf soldier wilkinson but not sure if there are any better ones. preferrably eu as we are eu and some stuff happening is basically exclusive to eu lol, but i guess it could be nae aswell. ty!


Lf someone to play with rn , no toxics and no obnoxious people I don’t f with that. 18+ NAE. I just play for fun , you can be bad I don’t care about skills 😇


One word I simply can't say properly is water..... It actually hurts my brain trying to add the T and I sound american if I do or still say wut-ta, IDK why it's so hard for me to say tbh. Just wondering what ppl thought are when you meet people who drop H's and have glottal stops.


So i got a sky q mini box for upstairs. doesnt work. have to wait until late march for engineer. lolsky


So I will be starting a job next week and desperatly need to move down to the city its based out off, as a daily commute is impossible.


Looking for single bedroom flats or flatshares is a legit issue as 3 letting agents in the city own them all, and are only letting to students.


VACUUM WONT STOP SUCKING PLEASE SEND HELP, IS IT GONNA BLOW?


Basically if you didn’t know what that is,it’s basically an example of two sentences. One says “Lets eat granny” making it seem like someone’s gonna eat their nan.However,the other example says “Lets eat,granny” implying a different meaning to the sentence. Pretty creative way to teach kids to use commas ig.


I literally couldn't have been more at fault just drove straight into this woman's golf while changing lanes (it was raining  and I did not see it) she seemed nice but understandably pissed. She took my insurance and my number and said it's my choice if I want to go through insurance and she would call me. The crash damage was minute to my car and I think to hers aswell just very minor body work/paint maybe a small dent.


what boardband do i get? ive had virgin for 8 years and holy shit is it slow for 40£ monthly. Is it the old router or do i just switch to a cheaper bt or whatever


Jeans, t shirt, steel cap boots, boiler suit (lol), high vis, gloves, goggles, dust mask, ear protection.


Edit: the heat has got to my spelling ability first. The end is niy


I sure as eggs is eggs that I'm not the only one that goes to the gas pump and I want say £10 9 times out of 10 it will go £10.01, bloody things r rigged like a slot machine I swear lol


lol - small acknowledgement of a joke you sort of enjoyed but didn't actually laugh


LOL - adults and people who don't really know how the internet works use this


Lol - not sure why this came up but it's likely an autocorrect but if anyone types this on purpose they are probably a huge dweeb. Business-lol is what it has been named


LoL - grandma lol, confused with lots of love. also confusing because of league of legends.


looooooooool - now, i think my gf pronounces this but she says that this one would rhyme with "spool" but i think it's the drawn out "o". So yeah, i think this is actual lols, she thinks it doesn't exist.


lollllllllllllll - when i hear her say "loooool", this is what she says she is actually saying. I sort of get it. but i still think that's "loooooool", you can't repeatedly pronounce a consonant


So, when is big Ben going to bong again?


But the filters cost £15 a pop! Can anyone reccomend one? Prefferably under £50!


Also does anyone have tips on how to reduce dust in my house that are not energy consuming. (Don't require me to stand for legnths of time) I have just bought tumble dryer balls to hopefully help reduce lint on my clothing. It seems no matter what i do i literally can't keep the dust at bay for more than 24hrs and i am losing my mind.


It's 10pm, 28c, and my bum is literally melting.


If this bear isn’t named Beary McBearface we have failed as w society.


its 32c here inside my flat. i have taken the t shirt off and soaked it in cold water. im wearing it. what genius ways are you keeping cool whislt working from home or somewhere extremely hot with no AC?


okay so i went out with my gf to go to 7-11 and i had my hair in my face, a hoodie, and a mask and someone called me he/him. BRUH IM SO HAPPY RN WTF (im nonbinary and use all pronouns but nobody has ever used he/him for me and it feels really good)


To the neighbor that wejt out of their way just to check on me I appreciate that


I just wanted to say from one gen Z to millennials, good on you guys. I hope you find what you're looking for. It's been fun being ur little buddies in life.


Rmember, theres alot of fish in the sea!


As somebody that dosing experience alot of positive moments this sub does make me smile :)