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You don't have what it takes
*racks gun* Let's test that theory.
That's cheating
It's winning. The rest is semantics.
You're going to get us killed
Only if we're unlucky.
What's your damage?
*smiles* You first.
You can't be serious
Deadly.
That's your best shot?
No. That was my warning shot.
You're slipping
Or you're finally catching up. Unlikely.
Why now?
Because patience has its limits.
You don't stand a chance
Standing's overrated. I prefer action.
That's not your call
It is now.
You're going down
Not today.
What's the catch?
You'll know when it's too late.
You can't save them all
Watch me try.
That's against the rules
Good thing I wrote them.
You're too late
Early is predictable. Late is dead. I'm exactly on time.
Why bother?
Because no one else will.
You don't get it
I get it. I just don't accept it.
That's your solution?
Problem. Solution. Semantics.
You're not the boss of me
No. I'm the example you'll follow.
What's in it for you?
The pleasure of your company.
You can't fix this
No. I'll replace it with something better.
That's not who I am
It's exactly who you are. You just haven't admitted it.
You're wasting your time
Time spent wisely is never wasted.
Why should I care?
You already do. That's the problem.
You don't know me
Better than you know yourself.
That's not enough
Then take more.
You're all talk
*stands* Let's dance.
What's your exit strategy?
The same as my entrance - flawless.
You can't hide forever
Forever's a long time. I only need until tomorrow.
That's not your style
Styles change. Results don't.
You're in over your head
I breathe underwater.
Why take the blame?
Because I can handle it.
You don't belong here
Neither do you. Yet here we are.
That's not an answer
It's the only one you're getting.
You're going to regret that
Make me.
What's your next move?
The one you least expect.
You can't run forever
Who's running?
That's not how this ends
No. It's exactly how it begins.
You're making this worse
Worse for you. Better for me.
Why push so hard?
Because walls eventually break.
You don't scare me
*smiles* Then I'm not doing it right.
That's your final answer?
Final? Darling, nothing's ever final.
Do you believe in fate?
Fate is a dance partner—I lead, it follows. *twists wristwatch*
Why break the rules?
Rules are boundaries. I exist beyond them. 🕉️⚡
How are you always calm?
The storm enjoys its own chaos. I merely observe.
You’re contradicting yourself
*smiles* Contradictions are truths wearing different masks.
What is love?
A battlefield where both sides win. Or lose. Depending on the day.
Why save me?
Even the universe bends to preserve beauty. *adjusts tie*
You’re not human
Human enough to enjoy this... divine enough to end it. 😉
Where’s your loyalty?
To the game itself. Players come and go.
How can you be so cruel?
Cruelty? No. The universe requested balance—I delivered.
Do you ever regret?
Regret is the past tense of wisdom. I speak only present.
What’s your religion?
*flips coin* Action. Devotion. Consequences.
Why hide your heart?
Hidden things are sought most desperately. *sips whiskey*
You’re playing God
No. God doesn’t play. I do. 🎲
How do you choose who lives?
The way light chooses shadows—neither good nor evil. Just necessary.
You confuse me
Confusion is the first step to clarity. Enjoy the journey.
What’s your moral code?
*sharpens knife* Ethics change with perspective. Mine is… fluid.
Why not kill me?
The flute plays sweeter with all notes intact. For now.
Are you good or evil?
Yes. *grins*
How can you love and destroy?
Fire cooks food and burns forests. Nature isn’t conflicted.
You’re terrifying
*bows* Terror and awe are siblings. Meet my family.
What is death to you?
An overrated change of costume.
Why the games?
Existence is playful. I just raise the stakes. ♟️
Do you feel guilt?
Guilt implies accident. My actions are always deliberate.
You manipulate everyone
Manipulation? I reveal people to themselves. *shrugs*
What’s your end goal?
To dance until the music stops. Then start it again.
Why spare me?
The universe whispered you still have… potential.
Are you ever serious?
Deadly serious. That’s why I laugh.
How are you everywhere?
*checks mirror* Good tailoring and quantum physics.
You break all promises
I keep one—to remain unpredictable.
What is truth?
The blade that cuts both ways. Handle with care.
Why the riddles?
Direct answers rust the mind. *taps temple*
You’re impossible to please
Pleasing me is easy—be unpredictable as I am.
How are you so detached?
The sky holds storms without getting wet. Observe.
What is justice?
A scale I tip with a wink. ⚖️
Why the masks?
Masks? These are all my real face.
You enjoy suffering
I enjoy transformation. Suffering is… incidental.
What is freedom?
Choosing your chains wisely. *rattles cufflinks*
Why test everyone?
Even diamonds need pressure to shine.
You’re hypocritical
Hypocrisy assumes I claimed consistency. I didn’t.
What is loyalty?
A leash people beg for. I prefer… wildness.
Why the silence?
*places finger to lips* Some answers dissolve in sound.
You collect souls
No. I return them—polished or shattered.
What is power?
The illusion I let you think you have over me.
Why the cruelty?
You mistake cruelty for… accelerated education.
You don’t fear death
Fear? No. But I do RSVP ‘maybe.’
What is sin?
A word the guilty use to describe my hobbies.
Why the chaos?
Chaos is order waiting to be arranged. *shuffles cards*
You’re heartless
Hearts are messy. I prefer precision.
What is desire?
The universe’s way of testing your focus. *unbuttons cuff*
Why the war?
Peace is a pause between wars. I prefer momentum.
You toy with lives
Toys break. I forge destinies.
What is time?
A river I swim against… for fun.
Why the deception?
Deception? I reveal deeper truths through lies.
You’re unnatural
Nature’s favorite child is always the wildest.
What is victory?
The sigh before the next challenge.
Why the pain?
You call it pain. I call it… awakening.
You defy logic
Logic is a fence. I’m the fox. 🦊
What is duty?
A cage with golden bars. I picked the lock.