joshuasundance/wikiquote_tv · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Xiaolin Showdown	Dangerous Minds [2.24]	7	Dojo: I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH! Raimundo: [Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself! Kimiko: Rai, that wasn't very nice. Raimundo: [scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider? [A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh] Dojo: What a pansy!	Omi	Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]
Xiaolin Showdown	Judging Omi [2.25]	2	Dojo: We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.	Master Fung	The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.
Xiaolin Showdown	Judging Omi [2.25]	13	Kimiko: I was hoping we'd all rise together. Omi: [Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors. Clay: Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one? Omi: [Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo? [Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.] Omi: I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you. Raimundo: I'm not laughing. Kimiko: Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me. Omi: But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH! [Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor] Raimundo: [Wincing] Nyah... Kimiko: And your point?	Omi	Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]
Xiaolin Showdown	Judging Omi [2.25]	2	Omi: Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!	Jack Spicer	Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!
Xiaolin Showdown	Saving Omi [2.26]	3	Dojo: Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other. Raimundo: What about Omi?	Dojo	Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.
Xiaolin Showdown	Saving Omi [2.26]	10	Omi: Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why. Kimiko: Its OK, Omi. Its just good to have you back. Jack: Omi, I missed you so. Omi: OK, now I am most confused. Dojo: Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil. Chase Young: I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda. Clay: You have got no hold on Omi. Hes got his Chi back, and you aint getting your grubby hands on it. Chase Young: Omi swore his loyalty to me. Kimiko: He wasnt himself back then.	Raimundo	Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.
Xiaolin Showdown	Saving Omi [2.26]	4	Chase Young (Reptile form): Heylin Memory Recall! Omi: [In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word. [Kimiko, Clay, Raimundo, and Jack gasped]	Omi	I have no choice but to stay.
Xiaolin Showdown	Finding Omi [3.1]	3	Chase Young (Reptile form) and Omi (Cat form): [in unison] Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers! Omi (Cat form): Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [he then jumps off the rock]	Chase Young (Reptile form)	[Sitting on the rock, surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?
Xiaolin Showdown	Finding Omi [3.1]	2	Chase Young: I think the evil inside you is stronger than you think.	Omi	The good in you may be stronger then you know.
Xiaolin Showdown	Finding Omi [3.1]	2	Master Fung: That is correct. Only ONE would rise, but not until you worked together AS one.	Dojo	I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along. [laughs to himself]
Xiaolin Showdown	Bird of Paradise [3.2]	2	Omi: We may be outside, but we are not down.	Raimundo	I think he means we're down but not out.
Xiaolin Showdown	Bird of Paradise [3.2]	2	Bird of Paradise: I have given you the greatest gift of all.	Clay	Farm equipment?
Xiaolin Showdown	The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]	7	Kimiko: Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins! Wuya: And to make it interesting, I wager my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo! Chase Young: You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo. Wuya: Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind. Omi: Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil! Dojo: And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.	Kimko & Wuya	[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
Xiaolin Showdown	The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]	7	Dojo: Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece. Omi: Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray? Dojo: Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot! Raimundo: Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy! Dojo: Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little! [Silver Manta Ray falling and everybody screaming]	Dojo	Don't worry! I've got everything under control!
Xiaolin Showdown	The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]	2	Raimundo: Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray.	Clay	Oh, sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying transports are like two peas from the same pod.
Xiaolin Showdown	The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]	10	Hannibal [as Clay]: Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin? Chase Young: Im ending what I should have ended years ago. Omi: Nooooooooo! All: Hyah! Unh! Hyah! Hannibal [as Clay]: Moby Morpher! [He turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day Ill return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter] Clay: [Muffled] Im afraid we got big problems, pardner. Omi: I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth. Chase Young: You fools! You dont know what youve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen. Raimundo: Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.	Chase Young	No. it is far worse than that.
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	4	Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly] Kimiko: Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth. Everyone: Ohhhh.	Dojo	[Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'.
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	5	Jack: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Omi: Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him] Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night. Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.	Wuya	Oh, please. That wasn't even close.
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	11	Chase Young: Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you. Omi: Warn me? Chase Young: Do you know where the other monks are? Omi: Asleep? Chase Young: They're in trouble and will your help. Omi: I do not believe you. Chase Young: Look, into the crow's eyes. [The crow zooms in and shows Omi that Jack Spicer, Wuya and Hannibal Roy Bean are planning to raid the temple] Omi: Why are you telling me this? Chase Young: Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it.	Omi	You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth.
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	2	Hannibal: You're talkin' to Roy Bean.	Raimundo	Oh, Yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch.
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	8	[Omi and Omi robot mother touch the Shen Gong Wu at the same time] Omi: [shocked] Mother?! Robot Mother: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses. Omi: [heartbroken] My mother...on the side of evil? Robot Mother: When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa. Omi: How'd you get my Orb?! Robot Mother: I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails.	Omi & Robot Mother	[in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
Xiaolin Showdown	Omi Town [3.4]	2	Raimundo: She's not your mom, she's a robot!	Omi	A robot!?
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	3	Blind Old Man: [As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom. Wuya: [To Jack] What about the treasure chest?	Guardian	What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me?
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	3	Jack: [Doing a crossword] What's a four-letter word for idiot? Wuya: Jack.	Jack	Perfect!
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	3	[Omi is stuck to a cactus] Kimiko: Omi! Are you okay?	Omi	[cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	8	Blind Swordsman: You have summoned the spirit of the , loyal to whoever possesses the treasure chest. Raimundo: So, how about showing us how to use our new weapons? Blind Swordsman: Open your mind and trust that your weapon will show you the way. Omi: Shimo Staff! Ha! Oh ho! My weapon and I are most magnificent! [smooch] Clay: Big Bang Meteorang, do your stuff! Ha! Huh? Whoo! Well, I'll be a 3-legged centipede! Kimiko: Arrow Sparrow! [Boom] Burn, baby, burn! Raimundo: Blade of the Nebula! Huh? Hah! Whoo! I got the power! Hoo! Hoo! I got the power!	Omi	Come, Dojo. We must rescue the blind old man at once!
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	6	[Jack, Wuya, and Blind Old Man touch the sack of Wu at the same time] Blind Old Man: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Raimundo: Come on, let's take 'em! Omi: No, we cannot dishonor his challenge. Jack: Our Thorn of Thunderbolt and Silk Spitter against your Mantis Flip Coin and the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman.	Blind Old Man	The game is Emperor of the Train. Last man standing wins.
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	7	Blind Old Man: Perhaps you I'd like to surrender now. Jack: Perhaps you I'd like to keep your disses to yourself, four-eyes! [Record scratches] Wuya: He's blind! Jack: Even better! Time to double-team, Mr. No-eyes! Ha ha! 's on an evil rant now! Thorn of Thunderbolt! Wuya: Silk Spitter!	Blind Old Man	Mantis Flip Coin!
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	6	Raimundo: Way to kick butt! Especially when you can't see butt. Omi: I do not understand. How can someone without sight fight so well? Blind Old Man: [Sighs] Again with the questions. It is quite simple. I use my mind to see rather than my eyes. [loudly] DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME BEFORE? That is the secret to the treasure chest. The answers to all your questions lie inside. You just have to look. Raimundo: The treasure chest! We left it back on the trail! Kimiko: Uh, you left it back on the trail!	Blind Old Man	Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must find the bathroom.
Xiaolin Showdown	Treasure of the Blind Swordsman [3.5]	6	Omi: The Treasure of the Blind Swordsman is gone! Raimundo: This is all my fault for leaving it behind. Clay: Oh, what no good hombre could have taken it? Dojo: Hmm. I have a pretty good idea. [At night, wolf howls]	Hannibal Bean	With the Treasure of the Blind Swordsman mine, soon, the rest of the world will follow. Raah! [laughing evilly as its magic shines forth for him]
Xiaolin Showdown	Oil in the Family [3.6]	2	Omi: We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur.	Kimiko	You're right. Someone better get the camcorder.
Xiaolin Showdown	Oil in the Family [3.6]	2	Raimundo: No, the old hag won't think small like that. She'll be thinkin'...	Clay	Yeah, anyway, Raimundo. Where I come from we have a sayin' follow the oil.
Xiaolin Showdown	Oil in the Family [3.6]	2	Clay: Dojo, you're practically one of them critters! Have any ideas?	Dojo	[Indignantly] I BEG YOUR PARDON! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey. Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart, like a dragon! We fly, breathe fire and chew with our mouths closed!
Xiaolin Showdown	Oil in the Family [3.6]	2	Omi: The jig is down! You're at the top of your rope! Spoon over that Wu! [Pauses, everyone stares at him].	Jack	Oooh, oh! I got it! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! [Starts dancing and brings out an evil genius ribbon]
Xiaolin Showdown	Oil in the Family [3.6]	7	[T-Rex merely eats it and fires it Kimiko she protect herself, Omi, Raimundo, Clay and Dojo] Kimiko: [distance] WUDAI FIRE SHIELD! [As the fire hits leaks in the oil tank, causing an explosion] [The fallen Ruby of Ramses and Rio Reverso drop to two separate places, and the dinosaur runs towards the Rio Reverso] Kimiko: If we don't do something, we would wind up the ones extinct. Raimundo: I got us into this but this time I got a plan. [slip n' slides on the oil, swipes the Ruby of Ramses Wu and he and the T-Rex touch the Rio Reverso together] T-Rex, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Ruby of Ramses against your Changing Chopsticks. T-Rex: Jolly good. The game is Jurassic Chess.	Raimundo & T-Rex	[in unison] Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown	The Return Of Master Monk Guan [3.7]	2	Master Fung: I assure you that I will be here when you get back.	Dojo	That's what my last master said when he went to for a soda and never returned!
Xiaolin Showdown	The Return Of Master Monk Guan [3.7]	3	Master Monk Guan: You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!? All: YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!	Master Monk Guan	Good. Now, any questions? [Raimundo raises hand] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?
Xiaolin Showdown	The Return Of Master Monk Guan [3.7]	5	Omi: What wise saying do you have for us? Master Fung: ...I have none. Raimundo: C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love. Master Fung: I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.	Dojo	If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]
Xiaolin Showdown	The Return Of Master Monk Guan [3.7]	5	Omi: This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again! Raimundo: The name is . Not Bobo! Clay: Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin? Kimiko: We're your friends.	Raimundo	I got all the friends I need right here.
Xiaolin Showdown	The Dream Stalker [3.8]	4	Omi: During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER! Raimundo: Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA! [Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers]	Omi	You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.
Xiaolin Showdown	The Dream Stalker [3.8]	2	Raimundo: [yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo.	Dojo	Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.
Xiaolin Showdown	The Dream Stalker [3.8]	3	Kimiko: Come on! Work it like you own it. Raimundo: I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle.	Dojo	Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly.
Xiaolin Showdown	Chucky Choo [3.9]	2	Master Fung: I miss you, too. But you must stop calling every 5 minutes!	Dojo	Master Fung...who's that?
Xiaolin Showdown	Chucky Choo [3.9]	3	Master Fung: Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through. Dojo: [gasps] Another dragon!?	Master Fung	Dojo, it isn't like that.
Xiaolin Showdown	Chucky Choo [3.9]	2	Kimiko: Jack Spicer, youre like so not getting this Wu!	Jack	" Spicer, youre so like not getting this Wu!" Wrong! Meet my new Fishbots.
Xiaolin Showdown	Chucky Choo [3.9]	4	Kimiko: Wait, you know each other? Dojo: [to Chucky] You no good, yo-yo thief! [Chucky Choo screams as Dojo tackles him]	Omi	I guess...will be yes.
Xiaolin Showdown	Chucky Choo [3.9]	7	Dojo: Alright, I'll give it he's handsome. But Chucky Choo, it's more slippering... Clay: Uh...Baby oinker in a pig-catching contest? Dojo: Yeah! When you shake his hand you better come your fingers. I'm pretty sure how you're lost my feet. [struggling] Kimiko: There must be some mistake! Chucky Choo: No. No, there is...no mistake. Dojo's right in all accounts. Dojo: Liar! Don't listen to him! Because he...[exclaims] go on.	Chucky Choo	It's true. I was once a bad dragon. Who did bad things. But the worst thing I ever did, was the lose of friendship of mind closes friend. I changed since then. And I hope one day. I'll be lucky enough earn that friendship. What do you say, Dojo?
Xiaolin Showdown	Wu Got The Power? [3.10]	3	Dojo: The Denshi Bunny Wu is more impressive than its name suggests. Raimundo: So, it doesn't make you a bunny?	Dojo	Noooo. That would be just plain, silly.
Xiaolin Showdown	Wu Got The Power? [3.10]	3	Jack Spicer: Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer. [Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dives at Jacks, but it was a Shadow Slicer hologram]	Jack Spicer	Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu]
Xiaolin Showdown	Wu Got The Power? [3.10]	2	Jack Spicer: That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?	Hannibal Roy Bean	My guess, an extra chromosome.
Xiaolin Showdown	Wu Got The Power? [3.10]	3	Omi: Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu. Raimundo: You did what!?	Master Fung	Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers.
Xiaolin Showdown	Hannibal's Revenge [3.11]	2	Master Fung: Hannibal together with Wuya could mean the end of the world..	Raimundo	Where have I heard the before? Oh yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"!
Xiaolin Showdown	Hannibal's Revenge [3.11]	6	[Kimiko then shows Jack Spicer a video on her laptop] Omi (imitating Wuya): Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius. Clay (imitating Chase Young): Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level. Raimundo: [offscreen] Dojo, get out of that shot! Kimiko (imitating Hannibal Roy Bean): He is truly evil incoming.	Jack Spicer	Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o!
Xiaolin Showdown	Hannibal's Revenge [3.11]	4	Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Hannibal Roy Bean: I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail. Chase Young: I will fight without Shen Gong Wu.	Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)	The game is Last To Drop Wins. [in unison with Hannibal and Chase] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown	Hannibal's Revenge [3.11]	7	Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Chase Young: I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I'll do it again Hannibal Roy Bean: You cross the wrong Bean, when you cross ! [Throws a big chunk of rock] Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Hannibal Roy Bean: That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me. Chase Young: Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking]	Hannibal Roy Bean	ERRRRR! MOBY MORPHER!
Xiaolin Showdown	Hannibal's Revenge [3.11]	2	Hannibal Bean: I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting.	Chase Young	[Referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 1 [3.12]	4	Dojo: I have TENS all around! Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker! [all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him]	Jack	No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him]
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 1 [3.12]	3	Omi: I fear I have ruined the future. Old Master Fung: Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed.	Old Raimundo	Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 1 [3.12]	3	Old Raimundo: Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time. Old Clay: Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more.	Old Raimundo	First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows!
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 1 [3.12]	2	Old Raimundo: Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into a electricity. Then, travel through the wires until you'll find the Wu vault where Jack keeps his Wu. I used the conch to the location.	Old Kimiko	What's that? Oh, never mind. I'll look around to see where Jack keeps this Wu. [coughs] Denshi Bunny.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 1 [3.12]	4	Old Raimundo: Omi! Use the Sands of Time! Make sure it never happens. Go! Dojo: Sands of Time! [Activates the Sands of Time to taking them back 1,500 years ago]	Omi	[sobs] No.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	2	Grandmaster Dashi: Dojo, you look different. Kinda...chunky	Dojo	Hey! That's muscle!
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	2	Raimundo: I'd much rather fight evil than mud-wrestle some pig.	Clay	Woah there, partner. This is not "some pig". All pigs are special in their own way.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	5	Kimiko: And what makes you so sure? Clay: That may be but it don't mean diddly, if we can't bust our way out of here. Raimundo: We can escape! If I drink the Lao Mang Lone Soup. Kimiko: No, you can't! It'll turn you evil!	Raimundo	But it'll give you guys enough time to escape.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	2	Raimundo: The game is Rescue the Damsel in Distress. First to save the damsel wins. Let's go.	Both	Xiaolin Showdown!
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	2	Omi: Dojo, you're saved!	Dojo	Oh, sweet prince. My hero!
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	2	Kimiko: What's going on?!	Raimundo	My guess, two parallel universes running into each other in a cosmic timeline continuum power up.
Xiaolin Showdown	Time After Time Part 2 [3.13]	5	[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Dojo shake their bodies after they return to the temple] Master Fung: I hope you have learned well from your quest. Raimundo: I'm not quite sure what just happened. But I'll know, I'll never forget it. Omi: What happened? Really happened?	Jack Spicer	[screams when he appeared behind Clay while Raimundo and Kimiko turn their heads] I wanna go home! [screams as he starts to run out of the temple while he freaks out]
Zoboomafoo	The Nose Knows [1.01]	10	Chris: Come on, Martin. We're almost there! Martin: Right behind you, Chris. Martin: Zoboo, banana! Come on! We all love bananas. Zoboo: The End. Chris, Martin, Toothbrush is hungry. Uh-oh. Martin: Uh-oh. Chris, it's on the fritz again. Chris: Uh-oh. Zoboo: Not again. Martin: We'll fix it up to feed an elephant. Chris: Hold it, Martin. Look at that! Toothbrush has an idea.	Zoboo	Your nose! Good idea, Toothbrush. Whoa! Look at that thunk go.
Zoboomafoo	The Nose Knows [1.01]	15	Zoboo: Hey, boys! Chris: Myrtle! Zoboo: Oh, no! I don't think they know Toothbrush is leave. Hey, Chris, Martin, Myrtle's here, but, Toothbrush is already gone!!! Martin: He's gone? Chris: He's gone. Martin: We are better get in the closet. Chris: A leash for Myrtle. Martin: Great. Chris: Martin! Martin: Oh, yeah. Well, we get to do what we get to do. Yikes! Kratt Brothers: Whoa! Martin: Let's go find the elephant. Chris: Okay. Myrtle's going to smell this harmonica, because it has Toothbrush's scent on it. Remember? Toothbrush blow on the harmonica and left scent. Martin: A scent is a smell. Myrtle is sniff the harmonica and pick up the scent of Toothbrush.	Chris	Now, Myrtle can.
Zoboomafoo	The Nose Knows [1.01]	5	Zoboo: Bye, boys! Martin: Hey, let's go bike up the mountain. Chris: Great idea. Mountain bike! Martin: We'll see you next time.	Amanda	Hi. My name is , and this is my pet dove, Mir. I could pet him.
Zoboomafoo	Eye Spy	4	Martin: Hey, what storm? The sun's coming out again. Chris: Let's go! Martin: Hold it! Eye spies!	Heidi	Hi. I'm , and this is my rabbit named, Snowball.
Zoboomafoo	Dinosaurs	7	Martin: Yeah, we Kratt brothes build them to last. Oh, no! Chris: Let's build it again. Martin: All right. Sensit: and Snow Lemur: Rebuild! Rebuild! Zoboo: Hey, our dinosaur needs teeth. Martin: No!	Zoboo	Oh, no! ( groans )
Zoboomafoo	Dinosaurs	2	Martin: Hey, Chris! We can call it and Chris asurus!	William	My name is This is my fish, Sam. Hi, Sam, say "hello" to everyone.
Zoboomafoo	Itchy [1.16]	10	Chris: Run! I'm getting eaten alive! Martin: Get in there, Chris! Hurry! Chris: I'm hurrying! Zoboo: The itchy, it's still here. Martin: You're right, Zoboo. Zoboo: No, no, no, no! No, no. Lion cubs! No, no, stay away in the bag! Chris: Oh, no. Zoboo: No, no! Don't get in it! No, no! Don't scratch it! Oh, no! I'm a dust bath. Zoboo: That's some scratching. Oh, I smell mud bath!	Kratt Brothers	Whoa!
Zoboomafoo	Homes [1.12]	7	Zoboo: lodge. Huh? ( moaning ) Chris: Whoa! Martin: What's wrong, Chris? Aah! Chris: When, it gets cold this mud will ge as hard as cement. Martin: Twig and sticks help make the lodge really strong. And the paddle... Chris: The paddle!	Martin	He did use it for his lodge.
Zoboomafoo	Ears Hear	3	Martin: Hang on, Chris! We're almost here! Chris: I just to get this back over to the food machine. Whoa! Oh, no! Our puppy food!	Chris	And I'll clean up over here.
Zoboomafoo	Puppies	2	Martin: Zoboo's hungry, so, I'll make him a snack.	Chris	Don't worry, Martin. Zoboo already has a snack.
Zoboomafoo	Puppies	10	Chris: I'll get the water. Zoboo: Huh? Martin: I'll get it. Zoboo: Huh? Chris: Whee! Zoboo: Chris! Martin: Yeah! Zoboo: Martin? Oh, no! Chris: Whoa!	Zoboo	That's get be squishs.
Zoboomafoo	Puppies	8	Zoboo: In that case, I better count the puppies. Oh, no! There's only 7 puppies. One of the puppies is missing! Martin: Oh, no! Chris: We get to find the puppy. Zoboo: Look, Hop try to sniff out where the puppy dog is gone! Martin: Maybe, in here. Aah! Chris: Look, a hole. That must be how the puppt get lost. Martin: He's outside.	Zoboo	What? ( gasps ) Hop is worried. I can't lost the puppy dog!
Zoboomafoo	Puppies	9	Martin: Maybe, the puppy is crawl in the rocks. Look have a look, Chris. Chris: Good idea, Martin. ( echoing ) He's in here. Martin: ( echoing ) He's not in here, either. Chris: Boy! This puppy has got to be here someplace. Martin: Hey, Chris, where is hop? She was here just a second ago. Chris: So, keep find the lost-- Kratt Brothers: Aah! ( yelling, screaming, shouting at once ) Martin: Let's get these puppies some... puppy food.	Chris	I guess the snack machine is on the fritz again.
Zoboomafoo	Snow Day	3	Martin: Uh-oh. Chris: Avalanche!	Kratt Brothers	Aah!
Zoboomafoo	Climbing	3	Chris: Martin, hurry! And for backup, the hourglass. Jackie: Okay, lower the basket! Come on, kids! Let's go inside and get us the milk right now!
Zoboomafoo	Stinky	2	Chris: If a skunk is thinking about spraying, it gives warning number one: foot stomping.	Martin	If that doesn't work she moves on to warning sign number two: the handstand.
Zoboomafoo	Hot and Cold	3	Chris: How are we gonna get to the closet with this sand blocking the door? Martin: It's the dry season on the African Savannah and it is hot.	Martin	Chris, now! Oh, no! Our water!
Zoboomafoo	Messy and Clean	4	Martin: Chris, hear that? Wind's starting at six o'clock! Chris: What happened? Martin: Our wheels fell off.

Xiaolin Showdown

Dangerous Minds [2.24]

7

Dojo: I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH! Raimundo: [Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself! Kimiko: Rai, that wasn't very nice. Raimundo: [scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider? [A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh] Dojo: What a pansy!

Omi

Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

Xiaolin Showdown

Judging Omi [2.25]

2

Dojo: We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.

Master Fung

The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.

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Judging Omi [2.25]

13

Kimiko: I was hoping we'd all rise together. Omi: [Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors. Clay: Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one? Omi: [Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo? [Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.] Omi: I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you. Raimundo: I'm not laughing. Kimiko: Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me. Omi: But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH! [Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor] Raimundo: [Wincing] Nyah... Kimiko: And your point?

Omi

Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]

Xiaolin Showdown

Judging Omi [2.25]

2

Omi: Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!

Jack Spicer

Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!

Xiaolin Showdown

Saving Omi [2.26]

3

Dojo: Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other. Raimundo: What about Omi?

Dojo

Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.

Xiaolin Showdown

Saving Omi [2.26]

10

Omi: Kimiko, Raimundo, Clay, I was ready to humiliate you in battle, but I have no idea why. Kimiko: Its OK, Omi. Its just good to have you back. Jack: Omi, I missed you so. Omi: OK, now I am most confused. Dojo: Jack brought the Reversing Mirror into the Ying Yang World. Instead of coming out whole, he must have left behind all of his evil. Chase Young: I hate to interrupt such a nauseating moment, but we have some serious evil left on the agenda. Clay: You have got no hold on Omi. Hes got his Chi back, and you aint getting your grubby hands on it. Chase Young: Omi swore his loyalty to me. Kimiko: He wasnt himself back then.

Raimundo

Omi is going nowhere. Except back home with us.

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Saving Omi [2.26]

4

Chase Young (Reptile form): Heylin Memory Recall! Omi: [In recall] I do swear my loyalty to you. [End of recall] Wait. Chase Young is right. As a Xiaolin Monk, I am bound by my word. [Kimiko, Clay, Raimundo, and Jack gasped]

Omi

I have no choice but to stay.

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Finding Omi [3.1]

3

Chase Young (Reptile form) and Omi (Cat form): [in unison] Goat Biting Tail! Horse Skipping Pebble! Cat Playing Fiddle! Duck Flipping Burgers! Omi (Cat form): Sparrow Eating Hot Dog! [he then jumps off the rock]

Chase Young (Reptile form)

[Sitting on the rock, surprised] Sparrow Eating Hot Dog?

Xiaolin Showdown

Finding Omi [3.1]

2

Chase Young: I think the evil inside you is stronger than you think.

Omi

The good in you may be stronger then you know.

Xiaolin Showdown

Finding Omi [3.1]

2

Master Fung: That is correct. Only ONE would rise, but not until you worked together AS one.

Dojo

I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along. [laughs to himself]

Xiaolin Showdown

Bird of Paradise [3.2]

2

Omi: We may be outside, but we are not down.

Raimundo

I think he means we're down but not out.

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Bird of Paradise [3.2]

2

Bird of Paradise: I have given you the greatest gift of all.

Clay

Farm equipment?

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The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]

7

Kimiko: Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins! Wuya: And to make it interesting, I wager my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo! Chase Young: You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo. Wuya: Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind. Omi: Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil! Dojo: And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.

Kimko & Wuya

[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Xiaolin Showdown

The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]

7

Dojo: Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece. Omi: Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray? Dojo: Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot! Raimundo: Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy! Dojo: Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little! [Silver Manta Ray falling and everybody screaming]

Dojo

Don't worry! I've got everything under control!

Xiaolin Showdown

The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]

2

Raimundo: Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray.

Clay

Oh, sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying transports are like two peas from the same pod.

Xiaolin Showdown

The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean [3.3]

10

Hannibal [as Clay]: Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin? Chase Young: Im ending what I should have ended years ago. Omi: Nooooooooo! All: Hyah! Unh! Hyah! Hannibal [as Clay]: Moby Morpher! [He turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day Ill return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter] Clay: [Muffled] Im afraid we got big problems, pardner. Omi: I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth. Chase Young: You fools! You dont know what youve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen. Raimundo: Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.

Chase Young

No. it is far worse than that.

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

4

Omi: Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly] Kimiko: Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth. Everyone: Ohhhh.

Dojo

[Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'.

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

5

Jack: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! Omi: Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him] Wuya: Somebody translate! I'll be up all night. Clay: I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.

Wuya

Oh, please. That wasn't even close.

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

11

Chase Young: Good morning, little monk. I'm not here to fight you, little monk, but to warn you. Omi: Warn me? Chase Young: Do you know where the other monks are? Omi: Asleep? Chase Young: They're in trouble and will your help. Omi: I do not believe you. Chase Young: Look, into the crow's eyes. [The crow zooms in and shows Omi that Jack Spicer, Wuya and Hannibal Roy Bean are planning to raid the temple] Omi: Why are you telling me this? Chase Young: Just something I thought you ought to know, in case you wanted to do anything about it.

Omi

You want me to leave my parents and forfeit my honor. But I will not even they are old, fat and smelly. They need me and tonight I have to clean their teeth.

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

2

Hannibal: You're talkin' to Roy Bean.

Raimundo

Oh, Yeah! Well listen mister musical fruit I eat beans for lunch.

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

8

[Omi and Omi robot mother touch the Shen Gong Wu at the same time] Omi: [shocked] Mother?! Robot Mother: I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. The game is Bamboo Hopping. First to fall, loses. Omi: [heartbroken] My mother...on the side of evil? Robot Mother: When you're a parent, you'll understand. I wager my Orb of Tornami against your Lasso Boa-Boa. Omi: How'd you get my Orb?! Robot Mother: I went through your pocket when you were clipping your father's toenails.

Omi & Robot Mother

[in unison] Let's go! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

Xiaolin Showdown

Omi Town [3.4]

2

Raimundo: She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi

A robot!?

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